Reasons to Join Clash of Clans

Hello, if you do not know who I am, I am not the least bit surprised. My name is Tillman, and I am Harpoon's very own Friendly Neighborhood Sloth. The occasion for me to drag my lazy self back on to my semi-functioning computer is to send you a personal invite to play Clash of Clans. I have spent many a night attempting to scrape together reasons for you to hop onto the addicting, potentially depressing bandwagon that is... Clash of Clans. So without further ado, here we go.
1. You Guessed It, Harpoon does have its very own Clan on Clash of Clans.
It may seem a little difficult at first, but once you spend some of your gold on repairing the Clan building, you can search Harpoon Gaming and join us. You must have a few trophies to join; however, it is not the feat which it appears to be.
2. It is easy to do for lazy people like myself.
Don't you hate getting on your bulky computer and putting on the enormous headset to be engaged with your fellow Harpooners? Me neither, but the walk from the bed to the desk is pretty overwhelming, so I like to keep my phone handy and dive into Clash of Clans and see all of my friends in the Clan Chat. (He is lying, no one gets on.)
3. Pay No Attention to the Text in the Parenthesis!
(Send Help)
4. We Have Fun With Clan Wars!
(When We Have Them!)
5. In All Seriousness,
This has potential to be another addition to Harpoon and be a way for it to flourish into more aspects of the gaming community. (Wow, inspirational advice from an active Harpoon member!)
6. That Hurts, Parenthesis. You Cut Me Deep With That One.
(Onto Reason 7!)
7. What Are You Waiting For?
Download the Clash of Clans app on your Phone/Tablet/Etc. Device and contribute to the Clan. (Bring Your Friends!)